tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

(via inthenameoftheangel)

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

italicss:

for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph

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and then everybody looked at him like this

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(via ohdangdanii)

beijingdoll:

chickwithwifi:

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Me:

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So accurate!


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(Source: uninhabited-paradise)

faultinourstarsmovie:

What sound does your heart make the moment you fall in love?
Get TFIOS on Digital HD here.

faultinourstarsmovie:

What sound does your heart make the moment you fall in love?

Get TFIOS on Digital HD here.

*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

(via michellesockofluv)

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

deddene:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

(via lizziieflower)

crazyforshoey:

my-darling-loki:

thewakeupcall:

this post is everything omg 

I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.

Aww :(

(Source: not-thefunniestblog, via ruinedchildhood)